I'm Scared.

It's four in the morning and I just woke up from an incredibly disturbing nightmare.
It involved Joe Jonas, Single Ladies, and a pair of black heels.

The video of Joe Jonas doing the Single Ladies dance has seriously scarred me.
After viewing it, I truly considered gouging my own eyeballs out.
I felt ashamed to live within 100 miles of a person that could cause that sort of grotesque image.
I mean, trust me, I felt ashamed to be near him before this video but now it's insanely worse.
Did he not consider the psychological damage that such a video could cause to the young minds that, for some strange reason, idolize him?
Yet somehow, the video has 5 million + views.
The only explanation for this is that, this video, is one of those rare disgusting things that you just can't look away from.
Even as I write this, I find myself replaying the video in horror.
Joe Jonas has terrified me, yet intrigued me at the same time.
I despise the Jonas Brothers, but let me just say, what Joe did was a smart career move.
Whether young girls are scarred by it or gushing over it, they WILL pass the video on to ALL of their friends.

I'm warning you, watch this at your own risk.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP-KFnYg6Hw